bewitchedimpressions

College student. UIUC. Midwesterner. Reporter. Mildly sarcastic.

The fact that my finals are a week before everyone else’s.

The fact that my finals are a week before everyone else’s.

  • Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
  • Teacher: I don't know, can you?
  • Me: When I used the word 'can' I was using its secondary model form as a modifier asking for permission, not expressing ability. I suppose I erroneously assumed you would have been smart enough to understand that. My bad. May I go to the bathroom?